D´ya know the iPhone needle?

So do you know the iPhone needle?
iPhone people know what I mean, I just don´t know how to call it and call it needle because it´s shiny and metal..It´s the thing you open your sim-card "entry" (gah let´s call it entry, I´m not as good at explaining as I thought) 
When I was in Russia a couple of months ago I put it in my wallet so I won´t lose it on the trip...Then I was about to put it out to use it and BOOM the needle hit the skin under my nail and because of horrible pain I just paniced and it flew away somewhere. We couldn´t find it for the 2 weeks we´ve been there. I was looking for it. My mum was looking for it. Even my gramma was looking for it. My brother who came over was looking for it, his wife, his little kid and his mom. Noone found it.
Guess where the fuck I´ve found it at?
THE DUCKIN´FUCKIN´ WALLET
D´you know the area of your wallet where you put your credit cards etc in? It´s where it´s been on the trip. D´you know where it was after?? In the area where "the big fat paper money" goes. I´ve been using that wallet EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, I´ve been using it intense, I mean, I´ve been buying stuff CONSTANTLY, I almost always carried paper money with me. And the place where the needle was had a hole in it because my wallet rules like that and that needle could EASILY fall out of it so long ago. BUT NO. I haven´t seen it there for 2-3 fucking months and all I can say is: 
IT`S FUCKING MAGIC!!!!